Trasea's House

Ben nodded

"Are you sure?"

Ben nodded and said, "I'm just a wittwe sook up"

Trace's heart just broke when he said that. "Me too Ben. Everything will be ok soon I promise." He said.

Ben nodded. "Tay"

"You are a very good kid. I hope you know that."

Ben smiled

"But if I could I would trade you in for a cute little chinese kid." Trace smiled.

Bens jaw dropped "What!?"

"Yeah I've always wanted a little Chinese kid. You know, tiny eyes, chubby cheeks? The whole deal."

Ben's eyes widened, "But you have me and Sahdow and Emaweee! Why do you need a tinesee tid!?" Ben exclaimed
Staysea was trying to hold back her laughter.

"Chinese kids make the world go round." Trace said.

Ben shook his head, "NO! Me, Sahdow, and Emaweee mate da wowld go wound! US!"

"No I'm gonna sell you 3 to China and get 3 Chinese kids instead."

"NO! Mommmeeee won't wet you!" he exclaimed
"No, no. I want chinese kids,too" Staysea said
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! Untle Dehtster wont wet you and neider wiww auntie annabew!!!"

Ah ah ahhhhh. Do you want me to jump you? Don't answer that. Rephrase : Do you want me to jump you in front of our son? she thought, raising her eyebrows.

Not now sweetie. I know you find it irresistably hard to not jump me every second of the day.... He thought, laughing aloud to himself.

Oh I do. I just hide it well. she winked.

The doorbell rang. Trace got up and answered it. "Hello April." He said, angered. "Trace! Why didn't you tell me you had a wife and 3 fucking kids you bastard?!" She yelled. "Ok, see here's where that kind of attitude is not ok, my kids are right there." He said nodding to the living room. "Well anyway, where is this wife I've heard so much about from Emily?"

"Trace?" Staysea asked, alarmed by his thoughts and the thoughts of his hostile sister.

I'm so sorry Staysea. He thought to Staysea apologetically. "April, this is Staysea. Staysea, this is my sister, April." He snarled the last part. April smiled, annoyed, "Pleasure." She said.

Staysea smiled a fake smile that she knew that no one but Trace knew was fake. "Nice to meet you, April."
"Whosssseeeee Apwiw?" Ben asked, toddling to the door.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shadow cried and then Emilee joined in, "WAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Shit." Staysea muttered and went to get the twins from upstairs.

"April is daddy's sister, Ben." Trace said and picked him up.
"April, this is my son, Ben." He said and smiled proudly.
"Hi Ben." She said nicely.

Staysea came down with the twins.
"Hi, Apwow!" Ben said happily, "Wanna watch 'wion king' wif me?" he asked excitedly.

April smiled. She was completely fascinated with Ben. "Sure." She said.
"Oh, and these are my beautiful daughters, Shadow and Emilee." He said proudly again. April walked up and tickled both of them gently. "Hi girls." She said. They both giggled as she tickled them.
"Oh Trace! Why didn't you tell me about your family?! They're beautiful!" She exclaimed, hugging him.
Trace hugged her back, confused.